The tutorial

funny lil game


a I forgot my wallet

would be an improvement if u could go backwards too

do you guys have a toilet, i think i lost my goldfish

his name is shithead

fullscreen is bugged on the mac (not centered)

may i pay with visa

honestly the game is way too easy if u stay in the middle and just dont move

can i have like a lemonade

this fucking sucks i wanted scrambled eggs